Top Ten Demythologized Christmas Greetings by Justin Maaia

November 16th, 2009

Top Ten Demythologized Christmas Greetings
By Justin C. Maaia

10. Merrry “Shift from egophantic to theophantic horizon” Day!
9. Celebrate the birth of God-consciousness in your soul this holiday season.
8. Happy “Beginning of the Hero’s journey to retrieve the life-affirming elixir from the ever-creating void” Day
7. Rejoice in the victory of light over darkness!
6. Rejoice in the victory of truth over untruth!
5. Rejoice in the victory of good over evil!
4. Rejoice in the victory of your True Self over your Ego Self!
3. Happy Birthday to all of the sons and daughters of homeless carpenters.
2. Go to mass: It puts the “ass” back in “Christmas”
And the number-one demythologized Christmas Greeting for this holiday season:
1. Have a cool yule.

 

Merry Christmas Everyone!

(A bit early, but I know you are all going to want to use these on your holiday greeting cards)

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